By Robert Jansen
Is the Pope Catholic is a narrative approximately Catholic clergymen in several components of the realm who independently turn into uninterested with their Church’s depressing angle towards intercourse. after all, they're either unofficially censured for containing those heretical ideals. One priest in San Francisco is quarantined through making him chaplain to a foundling domestic convent of deviant nuns, who he surreptitiously becomes sacred prostitutes to pay bills. the opposite priest is a renegade bishop from Amsterdam who will get elected pope as the university of Cardinal’s sacramental wine is spiked with Ecstasy (MDMA). He chooses the weird identify, Galileo the 1st.
Soon after the election, the 2 radical monks meet by accident in Rome, and jointly they spark a brand new reformation that places unrestricted satisfying intercourse into Catholicism a lot because it used to be in historic pagan fertility religions. Sacred prostitute nuns, marrying clergymen, lay “sextants” and lots of other forms of sacramental sexual actions are formally inserted into the Catholic liturgy by way of “infallible” ex-cathedra papal encyclicals. The pope marries a Wiccan witch in a nude rite within the Sistine Chapel.
Of direction, the Catholic international is going loopy. however the try to formally positioned sexual excitement into Catholicism seems to be even more complex than reformers think, and is violently hostile via conservative Vatican forces, together with a resurrected model of the Inquisition.
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Is the Pope Catholic? by Robert Jansen